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We suddenly understand that one Paula Abdul song.

Picture 52

I was the blonde in the white corvette, I almost hit you. You were walking your pitbull and I forgot to look up from my espresso when I saw you begin to run! Sorry! I thought you were cute though! Sorry for the scare! Get at me if ya want to teach me some driving lessons, my car goes fast!

Straight up now tell me do you really want to love me forever? Or am I caught it a hit and run?


A Craigslist Poem

Never before have the words “erection,” “boobies,” and “projectile vomit” been so poetic.

Then again, we’ve also never seen those words in a poem before.