You licked my fingers –m4w– 35 (Folsom)
… you reached out and began licking my fingers. It was disgusting and adorable. I began making kissing noises and fawning over you; scratching your ears, patting your head…
Me: excitable, clean-cut, blue jacket. Typically a cat person.
You: small and compact, with black and white fur and ears that stuck out.
We’ll let you decide who is the little bitch and who is the dog in this situation.
I saw you at the co-op today, 10/13/12. Around 5:30. You were blonde, short, cute. Wearing some kind of yoga pants. They were tight, black and looked to be made out of some elastic material. I think that’s what yoga pants are.
I’m a tall, brown-haired, wearing grey shirt with khakis rolled up to my knees. I probably had a helmet on. I was just locking up my bike. You were on your way out of the store to your bike.
We said “hi” to each other. You caught me practicing a character. I’m sure I seemed like a crazy person, talking to myself in that voice. But then, maybe you didn’t hear; I was talking pretty softly. I don’t know if you smiled because you saw me, or because you heard me talking to myself and felt like taking pity on the weird guy mumbling about a polarbear named “Pookie.”
But he’s pretty coo coo for organic gluten-free vegan fair trade cocoa puffs.
I’m a safe, sane guy who just wants to sex chat. Nothing more. If interested, send me a note. Thanks.
We think Elvis said it best: “A little less conversation, a little more action.”
You were a cutie tonight… describe me briefly and I will buy you lunch at Joe’s Crabhouse the next time I come for a visit…
Nice of him to offer to buy you lunch, but we wouldn’t recommend going to Joe’s Crabhouse.
Joe’s Crab Shack, yes. The Crabhouse, no.
So a late family group got in front of your viewing pleasure at the airshow and i saw your frustration. You were with your family and i saw a ring on your finger. You looked very beautiful and sexy and I couldn’t take my eyes off of you…
We thought this was about the air show, not the gun show. We’d like a refund.