Hey, you aced the interview. You had no reason to be nervous, you were fantastic. I thought you were beautiful and I admit it wasn’t easy to focus. I’d love to hang out! This feel [sic] like a long shot, but if you catch this then get back to me with the only question you asked me. 😉
Turns out, they were both looking for a job. But the job he wants has nothing to do with employment.
I’m a safe, sane guy who just wants to sex chat. Nothing more. If interested, send me a note. Thanks.
We think Elvis said it best: “A little less conversation, a little more action.”
So a late family group got in front of your viewing pleasure at the airshow and i saw your frustration. You were with your family and i saw a ring on your finger. You looked very beautiful and sexy and I couldn’t take my eyes off of you…
We thought this was about the air show, not the gun show. We’d like a refund.
You were an Indian girl with long, dark hair, wearing a skirt and Bull Emia top, sitting on a bench reading a book in Cerveza Heights Park. I was the guy who sat next to you. All I did was smell your hair. Perhaps we can get together and work out your issues. I await your reply.
She may not have had issues before a stranger sat down next to her at a park and sniffed her hair, but she certainly does now.