I AM SINGLE AVAILABLE, WILLING AND READY TO MEET AND MINGLE AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
32 yo black male 6’3″ 231lbs who finds you very attractive. So why don’t you give me a message and I’ll get back.
You couldn’t PAY us to be on the receiving end of the corresponding email for this post.
Posting an apology on Craigslist is not a great strategy because the only people who read missed connections are this guy, this guy and us.
Because anything we could say would take away from the awesome that lies within this post.
Still not sure which is more disturbing to read, what he plans on doing with his tongue or how he spelled it.
You’re a “good” foot worshiper? Thanks for the offer but we wouldn’t settle for anything less than a GREAT foot worshiper.
Butterflies? Well that’s fuckin’ weird.